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reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable
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pridemonthcelebrationweek21: day 4: favorite character: Freckle in The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo (2016)
My entire life people told me I’m the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen and I’m like, ‘No, I’m beautiful inside.’
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RYAN BERGARA: SHANE’S ENEMY
ryan reached his final form

I’m Brazilian and my strongest memory relating to a roundabout was when me and my family were walking near my grandparent’s house. My little brother asked what the circle in the ground was and my dad explained the concept of a roundabout, “you’re supposed to go around it, so the road is more organized, look, there’s a car coming, you’ll see how it works” and that car just. Fucking ran over it. Dude just went forward like the road was straight. We never saw anyone do that again and I’m still not over it
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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me
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Ok I’m really curious
What do you guys call this
Puppy cone
Puppy cup
Kitty cone
Kitty cup
Fluffy cup
Fluffy cone
Bunny cup
Bunny cone
Something else????? (Tags)
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
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the father (loser) the son (princess) and the holy spirit (slut)
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